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FRESHEN YOUR BREATH AND MIND
There's something everyone in the office has been meaning to tell you. It's a little embarrassing, but don't feel bad. The truth is . . . your breath stinks. No, not just stinks - it reeks with the stench of a thousand dead cave trolls. Fight troll breath with Primer Caffeinated Breath Spray. Yes, you read that right - it's breath spray with a massive dose of our favorite chemical: caffeine!
Each spray of Primer will most certainly freshen your breath, but it will also send about 33 mg of caffeine rushing through your blood stream.
FRESHEN YOUR BREATH AND MIND
There's something everyone in the office has been meaning to tell you. It's a little embarrassing, but don't feel bad. The truth is . . . your breath stinks. No, not just stinks - it reeks with the stench of a thousand dead cave trolls. Fight troll breath with Primer Caffeinated Breath Spray. Yes, you read that right - it's breath spray with a massive dose of our favorite chemical: caffeine!
Each spray of Primer will most certainly freshen your breath, but it will also send about 33 mg of caffeine rushing through your blood stream.
Three sprays is more caffeine than an energy drink.
And because it is getting absorbed in your mouth (rather than battling out stomach acid), you'll get the boost really fast.
Primer Caffeinated Breath Spray is just about the most perfect caffeine deployment system ever devised.
You know you need this. So buy some, freshen your breath, and wake up - now!
Each 8ml container contains 1400mg of caffeine.
Each 8ml container contains 1400mg of caffeine.
Yes, you read that right, too.
Two Flavors! Now in original Peppermint and new Cinnamint!
Two Flavors! Now in original Peppermint and new Cinnamint!