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http://planetoddity.com/absurd-inventions-ever-patented/

http://2leep.com/news/1148/862/

HIJACKER INJECTOR

Okay, we know we’re treading on sensitive ground here, but even methods to stop airplane hijacking can be totally absurd.

This patent dates back to 1974 when there were kinder, gentler hijackers. We have to presume our nattily dressed felon either just handed the flight attendant his demand note or, after he told the pilot of his intentions, he was asked to return politely to his seat and buckle up.

Now here comes the insight into genius; there is a hypodermic needle injector built into every seat on the plane!

According to the inventor, the “hypodermic injection apparatus is arranged for driving the needle of a hypodermic syringe through the seat cushion, into the passenger to instantly sedate or kill the passenger”. Ouch

ABSURD INVENTIONS EVER PATENTED

Obtaining a patent is a costly and time consuming process. Inventors must have unstoppable faith in their vision in order to realize their dream of acquiring a patent.

But sometimes these inventions come from a creative place so deep, they can be perceived by some as offbeat, unusual and possibly a bit eccentric. And that’s where we step in… America’s Goofiest Patents!